OYC April Fool's Day Party at Tim's

By land and by sea, OYCers descended on Tim's Saturday, April 1. Thanks to Scott Shipley, OYC's unofficial meteorologist, the weather was absolutely perfect. Pictured here are a few of the usual suspects, and some new members.

Over 100 members were expected to arrive throughout the day. What could have prompted such a huge turnout? I think the following invitation had a LOT to do with it! Who could resist??

April Fools Party @ Tim's Rivershore Restaurant April 1st, 2000
by Tom Coldwell, edited by Gary Linck of Lovin' Life!

Many of us can barely remember the last time we went to Tim's for a long afternoon of fun, hot crabs, and cold drinks.

April 1st falls on Saturday this year so I don't need to declare a new OYC Holiday just to organize a party at Tim's. Tim will be providing FREE crabs and steamed shrimp to the first 100 OYCer's that show up for the festivities before noon! Scott Shipley (OYC's unofficial meteorologist) has agreed to pull some strings at the National Weather Service to provide sunny 85-degree weather all day, with winds out of the south at only 5 mph, less than 1 foot waves on the tidal Potomac, south of the Key bridge to Cobb Island, and ice-free waters. So let's start those engines and party; spring has officially sprung!

Laslo has volunteered to be the guest bartender for the day and will be offering Slippery Nipples, 2 for a buck all day long. Jack Ryan from Seadated will provide management and consulting services to Laslo at the bar. Tim's river water draft beers will be served for just $1.00 all day long.

Tim will guarantee fast and courteous service because he plans to have the top 12 Hooters calendar girls of 2000 bust tables and serve all day long.

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince will hit the stage starting at 2:00pm and will play his song, Let's Party Like it's 1999, one more time. The concert will be followed by the national recording artist Will Smith with songs like Going to Miami, and songs from the Willennium Live CD.

Following the live concert there will be a Jennifer Lopez Grammy Easter dress competition followed by a Hooters wet tee shirt and bikini contest.

At 3:00pm the world famous OYC Chunkendales will slap the stage for a special 69 minute extravaganza.

If that's not enough, the Occoquan Yacht Canine Club (OYCC) is having its 1st Annual Board meeting at 4:00 pm. Buoy will give complementary swimming and water-safety lessons to all the new OYCC's members, so bring a dry towel and a bone to share.

Rick Sorrenti said that President Bill Clinton and Vice President Al Gore would stop by with the president's dog Buddy for swimming lessons and hand out some fresh Cuban cigars to the club.

Fireworks will begin promptly at 8:00pm so don't miss it.

The Linck's will have their new Cruisers 4450 motor yacht named MENeBUY.com docked at the end of the T pier so stop by for a cold one. See you there!